Pregnancy Isn’t Always Pretty

The Headline Could Have Read…

May 28, 2009

Pregnant Woman Drop Kicks Subway Worker Over Pickles…Long story short I had to run home around 11:00 to let a service guy from Ashley Furniture into the house, so on the way back I decide to run into Subway and grab lunch… Here’s how the story goes from there: Krista: “Can I have a 12″ [...]

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Short Note to my baby

April 9, 2009

Dear Munchkin, I am really really sorry that I wore the pre-pregnancy panty hose yesterday. I know there was no way that you could have been comfortable crammed into those size A nylons. On a recommendation from a co-worker, I did try to make it better by cutting the top of them, so hopefully that [...]

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I Just Barely

February 26, 2009

… got my pants buttoned this morning! Sexy picture, no?? Is it really time for me to be growing out of my regular pants already? And here’s what I don’t get… I still haven’t gained any weight, in fact I’m down a few pounds. Does someone want to explain to me what the heck is [...]

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Four

February 11, 2009

Four. The number of times today I have sprinted for the bathroom to get there and only dry heave into the toilet. On my last jaunt I nearly knocked a salesman who was blocking the door on his suited ass. Klassy, huh?

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Genetics, My Ass!

February 10, 2009

Someone please tell me why, why, why if my mom didn’t have any sickness, her mom didn’t and Craig’s mom didn’t, I still feel like I’m on a 16-day hangover?!?! Don’t genetics fall into play somewhere here??

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YOO-HOO Motivation?!?! Are you out there?

February 5, 2009

So, being knocked up has officially wiped me out. Craig will tell you that I am a champion sleeper. I never make it through a movie, very rarely am I sill awake after 10:00, and once I get into bed there’s very little that will wake me up. I am by all accounts a good [...]

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Feeling a little green…

January 28, 2009

Dear Nausea, I know, I know, I know that a few short days I was a little concerned about not feeling sick to my stomach and instead having cramps. I was silently, and quietly wishing for some sign that would make me feel pregnant. So, I thank you for listening to me and answering the [...]

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Cramps & Hiding Pregnancy

January 19, 2009

I need to say that the cramps I’ve been having over the last 2 weeks are entirely too similar to ‘pre-period cramps’. I would probably feel much more like the knocked-up lady that the home pregnancy tests told me that I was if I had less cramps and more yucky stomach stuff going on. Guess [...]

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