Wait, do boys read this? I don’t have a clue. Why? Because I’m not a blogger. I don’t know what RSS feeds, track backs, or whatever the other crap is on this page. If you only knew how long it took me to figure out how to post this mess. I know, I’m so out of touch. I’m a loser.
Anyhow, moving on. I’m Krista’s self proclaimed BFF, Heidi. (Even if she won’t admit I’m her BFF, I have several blackmail stories that will make her cough it out.) Yes, I’m that kind of friend. Come on, she knows I love her..I’m making this guest post, right?! I thought so.
So, again….moving on. (Man, I get side-tracked easily.) More about me. Ah-hem….
I’ve got a handsome hubby of 3 years, and one kick ass little girl that is 19 months. These are the highlights of the last few weeks:
- I thought that having Mommy & daughter tubby time would be cute. Wrong. I spent the entire time protecting my hooters and vajayjay as if I were heading for battle. The girl does have set of her own, does she not?!?!
- I found my child totally neekkid, diaper off, playing with her newly discovered va-jay-jay..all in a matter of 1 minute of being alone.
- While at the grocery store, my child decided to pick her nose and try to hand it off to the lady passing us while screaming “Boooooger.”
- My child decided it would be fun to take a crap in the middle of the living room floor. Thank goodness it wasn’t on our floor, it was on her grandparents floor. Smart girl, perhaps?
In fact, how I cope with all of the above can be seen below.
Is this frowned upon?
See, didn’t I tell you she was kick ass? Yep. She kicks MY ass, that’s fo sho.
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Hehehehe!! Gosh still laughing at the stories! Aren’t kids the best?! Okay so they embarrass the heck out of us sometimes – but there will be times coming that YOU will embarrass her! Trust me! Life is funny (and fair) like that. And hey, my friend, I think you do a “kick ass” job at this blogging thing!
Love that picture! It cracks me up.
. I think its a perfect coping mechanism, my friend.
LOL! Great job with this first blog post.
booger!
our girls should totally form a gang
I think she has a future in blogging. And my 15 month old? Has the same talents…and I have been known to resort to the same coping mechanisms!
Oh my goodness I spit a bit of Coke out my nose just then. I LOVE IT!
OMG…Love this!!
Hahaha! I was the only one with beer in my buggy cup holder on the 4th of July too! Actually, maybe everyone else just had their beer in sippy cups…
So glad I’m not the only person with a beer in the stroller cup holder!
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