Top 10 Things I Learned in Childbirth Class
by kristas on August 3, 2009
- People who let themselves be taped for childbirth videos in the late 70’s early 80’s were funny looking
- Labor is gross
- I need to get over my desire for modesty
- Some people should not be reproducing
- Attempting breathing exercises in a room that’s full of strangers is a good way to give me a fit of the giggles.
- Labor is gross
- It’s bad to smoke during pregnancy (yes, someone in our class asked this question)
- If Craig spends the night at the hospital, he is going to be very uncomfortable in that little reclining chair.
- I plan to stay in the comfort of my own home (and more importantly the comfort of my own clothes) as long as possible when I go into labor.
- God does not answer prayers for the VCR to eat the childbirth video tape.
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